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10. The pastor sounds like Darth Vader through the sound system.
9.
The speaker at the Mc Donald's drive up sounds better than yours.
8.
Your sound system doubles as a smoke machine.
7.
The system operators are begging for
an upgrade to a Radio Shack system.
6.
We can hear the pastor better when the system is off.
5.
To be understood, you must speak at a rate of
one-word per second.
4.
Your boom box was never meant to do that.
3.
You wonder why the local bar has a better sound system than you.
2.
You spent more money on your church organ and it can't help anyone be saved.
1. When you look at the pictures in the Old Testament, you would swear that your sound system looks identical to the one Moses used.
